Gnomadic

Hello from Baltimore, MD! I had a nice stay at a hospital on the south side of this urban city. No, don’t worry. I’m not sick. I decided it would be fun to help out with a birth. Clearly, the couple I was with needed me because they seemed utterly lost. (Apparently, it was their first child.) However, because of my obstetrics expertise everything went fine and the couple took home a bright, beautiful little girl with the most amazingly long eyelashes. She will be the envy of many a women and gnome women folk alike.

In any case, perhaps on my next trip here I’ll make it over to the Baltimore Inner Harbor. Cheers, and talk to you soon from the next place!